Don't Make Me Shank You

I Have A Job.

2006-08-08T20:15:55Z

I am a Barista.

I work at Bearclaw Coffee Company in Walled Lake. We Need Business, so go to the webpage (www.bearclaw.com), and stop in. We have scrumptious smoothies, and our Ja'Mocha is way better than Arby's. I'm at work right now, and really bored. Only four more hours, and then I'm going out to eat. I bought a really pretty rose today from a partially deaf man, who came in. It cost me five bucks, but was worth it. I like helping people like that. There hasn't been much going on, aside from that. None of the White Lake kids talk to me anymore, but I'm reconnecting with a lot of my old friends. I have to say that I've been doing pretty well for myself. I'm looking into renting a three bedroom home in Walled Lake with a one-car attached garage, washer and dryer included, and a nice open backyard for $900.00 per month. I hope that you are all doing well this summer.

Brytni Anh

It's Job Season, Folks.

2006-06-14T16:53:03Z

So far, I've applied at Autozone, Costco, Big Boy, and Applebee's. I hate job searches. On the bright side, I have my best friend back. I've really missed him. Sometimes, I think that people will outgrow their immaturity, but I've realized that some people are just permanently trapped in the mentality of a twelve year-old. It's rather unfortunate. Poor kid; I'm really not all bad once you give me a chance. Oh well, I have plenty of friends; I guess everyone could use a few mortal enemies. I am contently in a relationship, now. His name is Brent, and he's a really nice, fun, relatively mature, hardworking, honest, caring, and outgoing person (and he's over eighteen). I don't really have anything interesting going on, so... later.

Brytni Anh

I Didn't Mean That To Be About What You Wrote.

2006-05-01T17:39:53Z

I just thought that we should talk; that's all. I didn't think that it was about me. I just thought that ours was a friendship worth salvaging. I'm not sure what happened, but I miss your friendship.

Brytni Anh

Breech of Trust, Falling Fast, and Strawberry Lip Smackers.

2006-04-12T20:15:13Z

Accidentally damaging something very meaningful is apparently my forte. I wish they'd stop yelling; I hate when they yell. I wish that I could leave this place.

This ruined puzzle is beige with the pieces all face down, so the placing goes slowly, the picture's of anything other than it's meant to be. The hours - they creep; patterns repeat. Don't be concerned. Know I'll be fine on my own. I never said, 'Don't go'.
I've written a note; it's pressed between pages that you've marked to find your way back. It says, 'Does he ever get the girl?' But what if the pages stay pressed, the chapters unfinished, the stories too dull to unfold? Does he ever get the girl?
This basement's a coffin; I'm buried alive. I'll die in here just to be safe. I'll die in here just to be safe. 'Cause you're gone, I get nothing, and you're off with barely a sigh. I never said, 'Goodbye'.

Does he ever get the girl?

amyl_nitrate @ 2006-03-26T19:47:00

2006-03-27T00:55:16Z

star light

you must be my lucky star
you shine on me wherever you are
i think of you, i start to glow
i need your light
baby you know

star light, star bright
first star i see tonight
starlight, star bright

star light, star bright
first star i see tonight
starlight, star bright

you must be my lucky star
you make the darkness seem so far
when i'm lost, you'll be my guide
i turn around, you're by my side

star light, star bright
first star i see tonight
starlight, star bright

shine your light, shine your light, shine your light
cuz you make me wanna (shine your head, your body)
shine your light, shine your light, shine your light
cuz you make me wanna
shine your light, shine your light, shine your light
cuz you make me wanna
shine your light, shine your light, shine your light
cuz you make me wanna

star light, star bright
first star i see tonight
starlight, star bright

star light, star bright
first star i see tonight
starlight, star bright

[I fear the monsters that don't know who they are]

Close your eyes - and try to remember
discordant lullabies of days gone by.
Close your eyes - on the edge of forever
a chance to dream, fast asleep your nightmare ends.

Waiting To Hang Out With Jack, Jim, Bud, and The Captain.

2006-03-17T19:51:32Z

I feel like Towely; I have no idea what's going on. I am so glad it's Saint Patrick's Day. This is, by far, my favorite holiday. Hopefully, I celebrate it properly. I wish that I could figure out why people insist on trying to make me out to be the bad guy, when I didn't try to do it to them. I guess that I will never understand. I had a really good day, today. I look like a little leprechaun in my green outfit. I hope that people find happiness, and I hope that they find love. I'm sorry for whatever I've done to hurt you. I didn't mean to do that thing; I'm not that vicious. What is meant to happen, will happen. I'm not controlling anyone but myself, and I would like to think that you wouldn't try to make me seem any way other than I am. Think of one controlling thing that I've done, and let me know. Until you can do that, please don't post things about how awful a person I am. As for the under my powers thing, what are you talking about? We aren't even dating; he is with himself, not me. Get your facts straight, please. And, if you want to talk about telling people what they want to hear, rather than what is good for them, let's talk about you pretending to be nice to me; that was very low and conniving. I trusted you, and I thought that you meant the nice things that you said to and about me; I was wrong. I never told him to break up with you, and I didn't try to lead him away from you, either. That is just how things happened; don't try to put this shit on me. I need a cigarette.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Brytni Anh

Consciousness Condemns Idiocy.

2006-03-16T06:56:48Z

The grip of your words on my heart
Holds its own
The breath in my lungs
Unresponsive to typical blows
Touch my hand
We'll fly away
Touch my hand
We'll find a place
Where the warmth of the stubborn
Orange Sunset can't reach
And the words of the Imbred
Silence Can't preach
A river of blood couldn't drown
The static from our ears
Here
We can attest to the
Proof of Intelligent life.

Mr. Dammit Did Not Pause For My Rejoinder.

2006-03-14T20:09:58Z

"Turning upon his heel, he left my presence with undignified precipitation. It was well for him that he did so. My feelings had been wounded. Even my anger had been aroused. For once I would have taken him up on his insulting wager."

School was normal, if nothing else. I came in just before second hour, and heard a snippet of the pledge meeting. I suppose that very many of my colleagues will no longer be in attendance as of Friday, as they are about to absence out. I hope that the guys are able to graduate. I know how much it sucks to have to go to school for longer than you ought to have to. I am strangely comfortable with the way that things are, right now. It still hurts to see them together, but time changes all things. I wish that I hadn't gotten pulled over because I am likely going to have to pay fines to the court that I can't afford to pay. Hopefully, I'll still be able to get my license. No Doubt's Beacon Street Collection has been playing in a loop on my computer for about a week now. I guess that Jessie is working part time for my father now, which is strange to me. My dad hasn't ever hired one of my friends to do office work, and certainly hasn't hired any of Wil's girlfriends. My leg is fucked up. I came home from court yesterday, and my mom realised when we got to the car that she'd forgotten her phone inside. I went to get it for her because her foot is broken, and while running up the steps on the deck, I managed to slip and land on my knee. I caught myself before my head hit the stone birdbath, and on the way down, all I could think was 'don't fall bitch... don't fall...'. I suppose that I should take my own advice once in awhile. I wish that I could understand people sometimes. My problem seems to be in assuming that other people view things the way that I do. Fuck! I forgot to take my pill. Done. My entire purse reeks of stale beer and cigarettes. I think that I'll go make a sandwich, or something.

Brytni Anh

Where Are You Hiding, Dolores Haze? Why Are You Hiding, Darling?

2006-03-13T03:24:16Z

"I once saw," she said, "two children, male and female, at sunset, right here, making love. Their shadows were giants [...]"

I went over to visit my Grandmother, today. She has a large hole in her head where a cancerous growth was removed on Monday. My mother cleaned it up, and changed the bandages. i feel so bad for her. I'm really afraid of losing her; I don't know what I'd do without her around.
Upon leaving Grandma's house, my mother, father, and I went out to eat at my friend, Brian's parent's restaurant in Holly with my Uncle Kim. I found a charger for my Ipod, so I actually got to listen to some music. I have court at 8:30 in the damned morning, and I don't want to go. I hope that today was a good day for other people, as well. Goodnight, all.
Brytni Anh

Best Night.

2006-03-12T06:27:10Z

Today, I got to see Mallory, Brit, and Nate. I haven't hung out with those guys in so long, it's ridiculous. Then, Dana came to pick us up, and we went back to Central Park for a minute. Mal, Brit, and Naten left because Nate had to work, so Dana, Joe (her friend), and I went over to Dana's. It was cool. I ended up hanging out with Juice-tin, Danny, and Kev-o for the rest of the evening. we went to a bonfire, and I can't even type right now. I'll say more later, but I have to get some sleep.
Goodnight, All.
Brytni Anh

Dishonesty + Infidelity = Love

2006-03-11T15:46:11Z

Let's pretend that Life makes sense, for a moment. Why then, does the one with the least to lose always win? How far must tables turn? I get the picture. A snapshot of my heart might reveal a hole in my Love; a flaw. Sometimes, one must be a bitch to be kind. Why does being happy always involve being hurt? What is it that makes a person so willing to sacrifice all that has helped to hold him together for what has torn him apart? What good can come of this? What is it that makes man so afraid of being alone? What happened to thinking and real emotion? Fate has her reasons, I suppose. Funny, how we spend our entire lives trying to find a Love as perfect as the One we had when we were young. I am aware, now.

Some People Are Alive Simply Because It Is Against The Law To Kill Them.

2006-03-08T20:52:34Z

Breathing is a privelege not afforded to everyone, and it is quite a pity that some should be granted so high an honor.

Today, I went to school. I'd say that it was rather uneventful, aside from Auskie's trans blowing at lunch (Heh. No, it really sucked.) Erin gave me an Uncrustables in first hour, and told me that I had to put it in my bag and forget about it until it thawed; I forgot for the entire day. It was unexpectedly warm and sunny today. I'm half excited and half saddened by the prospect of summer's coming.
I love the warmth and sunshine, the parties that last for days, and the company of those I call friends. I am strangely thrilled to begin the part of my life called adulthood. I may not graduate this year due to past fuckings-up, but I am planning to do a lot with myself this coming May. I have been learning so much more about people than I have ever before. It made me a bit upset at first, to think that there is so much dishonesty in this world. I am realizing that I was right in the first place, and that people, for the most part, are good; they are simply fallible. I suppose that I haven't given enough thought to the fact that no one is perfect, and everyone makes mistakes.
I am really happy for someone who has potentially found love. I hope that this is good for him.
Certain people ought to die, but I really ought not to say who, exactly.
I came home, today to find several members of the old crew in my garage. Summer really mustn't be too far away, now. It made me really happy to see them all. I miss the Party House days a little more than I had thought, I guess. My little sister is coming to school with me on Friday. I haven't ever gone to school with her; I'm really jazzed about it. Hopefully, it doesn't trip her out too much. I am really psyched about this weekend; I am going to have so much fun, it's ridiculous. I think that I'm at a really good place in my life, right now. Some things are a little off, but nothing is ever perfect. I think that I'm going to go outside, smoke a cigarette, and enjoy the day. Hopefully, some people will give me a ringy on my tele.

Ish.

No Judge MacNazi.

2006-02-08T05:57:20Z

Alex went to court, today. They were actually quite lenient with him, which was proabably due to the fact that this is his first offense, ever. Anyway, he ahas weekly JAMS, and has to pay like $100. There are still a couple more days that he has to appear in court, but I think that he'll be fine. He was honest, and there is a lot to be said for integrity these days, being that people seem to have forgotten what the word means. He got his hair all cut off for court, and shaved off his goatee. I'll post pictures in a few days. I think that he looks just as adorable as he did with his dreads; he thinks that he looks like a first-grader. I hope that people stop calling him by his brother's name because he gets really upset. I mean, I would too, if people kept confusing me with my sister. Anyway, Wil got beaten up by some huge guy in college. It was fucked up. I came out of the shower, and he was all bloody. It was weird as fuck. I haven't seen him even look phased from a fight in years. My friend, Ken Couture's father passed away on Thursday evening/Friday morning. God rest his soul.
Goodnight, All.
Brytni Anh

Nik Nippa Wrote That Last Entry.

2006-02-04T16:34:49Z

First off, I miss everyone. Secondarily, Nik wrote that entry the other day. I suppose that his point is valid, but this is about the only way that I can get ahold of anyone. I don't have a cell, and I'm seldom, if ever, home anymore. Anyway... Cassie, I miss you, and would like it very much, if you'd come to this thing tonight. I have to take a shower, and try to look decent enough to be in public.
By the way, some of my hair is blue/purple; I think that I like it.
Brytni Anh

I hate MySpace now.

2006-02-01T15:54:42Z

I just left myspace because it is insanely gay. I recommend you all leave myspace. It is a meeting of retarded minds and is lame. Die MySpace, die.

'Timshel - Thou Mayest.' -John Steinbeck ('East of Eden')

2006-02-01T01:59:11Z

I am reading a book by Joe Meno, called Hairstyles of the Damned; it rocks my socks. All I did in school today was read. I just sat in the corner, on the floors of various rooms, and read. I feel compelled to say that I miss Mallory more than childhood innocence. We barely speak anymore, and it's really been eating away at me, lately. I hung out with Alex, Justin, Devin, Trista, and Keller. It was really cool. I took a nap for a bit, and came out to find 'The Butterfly Effect' playing in the living room. I haven't seen that movie in a long time. I want to watch 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'. I am starting another book, called 'A Game of Thrones' by George R. R. Martin. Kevin is reading that series, and I like it, so far. It reminds me a little of Piers Anthony's Xanth novels. I think that I'll pick up a few of those, as well. I remember having read Piers when Mallory's mom was done with them. I was like eight. God, I miss her. I wish that Mary hadn't fucked everything up. What the hell was her deal, anyway? Why would you fuck your boyfriend's best friend of like ten years? For what reason? Argh. Pussy ruins everything with boys. I'm psyched about not having school on Friday. I think that I'm going to take a shower, and catch up on my R.E.M.

Goodnight, all.
Brytni Anh

Flies, Dirty Dishes, Masturbation, and Vaseline.

2006-01-30T03:16:56Z

I came home, today to find that dishes in the sink from last week. No one ever washed them. So, I washed them. Then, I realized that there were used napkins crumpled up, and strewn about the entire room. I went upstairs after having cleaned that mess up, and found about a kajillion dirty towels all over the floor. So, I washed them. Then, I noticed that the bathroom trash was overflowing, again. I went to empty it, and shit flew all over the place. I became quite frustrated, and marched into my parents' room to tell them to start cleaning up their own shit. They had the audacity to tell me that I was wrong. How could I be wrong in being pissed because every time I leave for a few days, the entire house gets wrecked, and I have to clean it up? Then, they pulled the 'I work all day' card. I said, 'A lot of people work all day, and still manage to remember to throw things out, and do the dishes'. People are retarded. I miss Alex; he always makes me feel better. I hope that he calls, tonight. I can't even type anymore.
Goodnight.
Brytni Anh

Congestion Blows Wang Through A Crazy Straw.

2006-01-27T03:56:54Z

Today was a sweet day. I went over to Keller's, last night, and ended up staying over with Alex at his dad's. We were late to school, and he realized he'd left his binder at home. We got it, stopped at my mom's - I got coffee - and went back. I'm switching into weights class because I hate playing team sports. After school, Dev-o, Juice, A-toine (Keller), and I went over to Keller's. Alex went back to his dad's to work out. We were later joined by Erin and Kevin. Eventually, everyone was there: Alex, Dev-o (for a bit), Juice, Erin, Krista, Uncle Matt, Brandon, Adam, Austin, Fox, and Anthony, of course. We sat on the porch because it was so nice out, and then went on a trip to IGA, where we returned a bunch of cans and bottles that Dev-o and I had picked up in Keller's backyard. Alex came back from 'working out', and we chilled in the living room. Alex plays guitar really well; it makes me happy to hear him play. Alex, J disco/Juice, Matt, Brandon, Adam, and I somehow packed into Adam's car, and went to Al's dad's. We couldn't figure out what to do, so Matt did what he does, and bought beer. He got me a Snickers, which I thought was really nice. I had a really nice time with everyone. I fucking love those guys. I came home, and read a message from Carie. I feel badly about the things that I've said to her. Hopefully, she doesn't hate me because I have enough enemies. Well, I have to write an autobiography for Journalism. Goodnight, all. I love you, Alexander.

Frosted Sugar Cookies Are Yummylicious,
Brytni Anh

I Saw This Quiz On J Disco's LJ, And Took It. We Got The Same Result.

2006-01-23T21:35:26Z

The Withered Lover

What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?
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Today was interesting. Alex stayed the night at my house, and we played Euchre in first hour. Second hour, I was fiending for coffee. Third hour, I had to watch Sid and Elizabeth flirt, all the while plotting his demise... okay, so that didn't happen, but... Fourth hour, I sat on the window ledge and sang Damien Rice songs... Lunch is my favorite subject. I had a grilled cheese and coffee, which came to $3.28. I smoked at least three cigarettes, and was late to fifth hour. I realized that some people are just mean, rotten, dead souls with nothing better to do than make other people feel like shit. Sixth hour, I wrote about homeless people and the man that I met in Chicago. He was awesome. If I could find him, I'd give him my house; he deserves a place to live. I wore combat boots in Gym class, Cruz antagonized Jason, Devin wore my Adidas shorts - which he has all but stolen, Keller got kicked out of class, and Alex had to go to work. I think that I am supposed to be staying at Dayna's tonight, but I don't know if I want to. I am going to eat these Raspberry Pop-Tarts that I made, watch some Cartoons, write something, and Alex should be calling by then.

Have A Sweet Day, Everyone.
Brytni Anh

I took this one from Isis. (Hope you don't mind, babe!)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brytni!

To check whether Brytni is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Brytni will sink, and fresh Brytni will float.
The only planet that rotates on its side is Brytni!
By tradition, a girl standing under Brytni cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Brytni is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
Brytni is the world's smallest mammal.
Never store Brytni at room temperature!
The opposite sides of Brytni always add up to seven.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Brytni.
Brytni is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
It is impossible to fold Brytni more than seven times!

Here's Alex's:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alejandro!

The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Alejandro.
The air around Alejandro is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Alejandro.
India tested its first nuclear Alejandro in 1974.
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Alejandro is 10:1.
Grapes explode if you put them inside Alejandro.
Alejandro can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Alejandro will often glow under UV light.
Four-fifths of the surface of Alejandro is covered in water!
Alejandro can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.

Love Is The Most Effective Anti-Depressant.

2006-01-23T06:09:16Z

Alex is over, and I'm fairly certain that he just passed out. He makes everything better. I want to lay down with him, now. I wish that everyone could be so lucky as to love a person with so beautiful a soul as his.
Goodnight, All.
Brytni Anh

I Loves You!

2006-01-18T05:06:19Z

www.myspace.com/papillion_rouge

Do It, Now.

I Command You.

Brytni Anh

Smokey The Bear

2006-01-18T05:02:10Z

http://myspace-971.vo.llnwd.net/00433/17/93/433753971_m.jpg

Ooga Booga.

2005-05-31T13:40:01Z

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brytni
Birthday:	08/21/87
Birthplace:	Southfield
Current Location:	Wolverine Lake
Eye Color:	Blue/Gray/Green/Turquoise
Hair Color:	Red
Height:	5'6.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Irish, Scottish, Dutch, Welsh, French, English, German / I Am The Other White Meat
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Shoes? Today? I wore a pair of Hanes socks
Your Weakness:	My Heart. My compassion for human suffering.
Your Fears:	True Love/ Finding Out That Fate Isn't Real.
Your Perfect Pizza:	Extra cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Graduate from High School, finally/ Become Famous.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	I don't really Instant Message, much. I don't think that I really overuse phrases, either.
Thoughts First Waking Up:	'Damnit.'
Your Best Physical Feature:	My smile/eyes.
Your Bedtime:	What's THAT?
Your Most Missed Memory:	Being a little eight year-old girl, and running around, barefooted without a care in the world.
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi, Bitches.
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Neither; Wendy's.
Single or Group Dates:	Is it a blind date? If I like the guy enough to date him, then I probably would want alone time on a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton, Baby.
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocolate; Vanilla has its good side, too.
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Depends on my mood. I love anything caffeinated.
Do you Smoke:	Yess'm.
Do you Swear:	Me? No!
Do you Sing:	All The Fucking Time.
Do you Shower Daily:	Hell Yeah! I Like To Smell Good.
Have you Been in Love:	I Don't Really Know That. I Like To Think So.
Do you want to go to College:	Perhaps. I have to graduate from High School, first.
Do you want to get Married:	Yes.
Do you belive in yourself:	At Times.
Do you get Motion Sickness:	On Occasion.
Do you think you are Attractive:	Somewhat.
Are you a Health Freak:	Not at All; Red Meat, Beer, and Ice Cream.
Do you get along with your Parents:	Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yes.
Do you play an Instrument:	No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yes...
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yeppers.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	I Can't Remember...
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Probably.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	No; I'm too poor fo cookies.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	No.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:	No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	Maybe; I've been pretty wasted.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Maybe. Probably.
Ever been Drunk:	Hell fuckin' Yeah.
Ever been called a Tease:	Yeah, but I'm Not.
Ever been Beaten up:	Nope.
Ever Shoplifted:	Yes.
How do you want to Die:	I Want To Drown In The ocean, when California breaks Off into The sea.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Grow Up? i Haven't Grown Up Since Junior High. A Singer/actress.
What country would you most like to Visit:	Iceland... Perhaps Latvia.
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Blue/gold.
Favourite Hair Color:	I don't have one.
Short or Long Hair:	Long, preferably. Not too long, though. It has to be kept nicely, too. I'm picky.
Height:	Taller than me, so 5'8" - whatever.
Weight:	Depending on height. Muscle weighs more than fat, and I need a guy who can protect me. People like to fuck with me.
Best Clothing Style:	Yours.
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Yes, Have Some.
Number of CDs I own:	Upwards of one.
Number of Piercings:	I had eleven; I have five.
Number of Tattoos:	Soon-to-be one. I'm going to get addicted to ink.
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Why waste the time to regret. Learn from it.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Jay + Airsoft Gun = Unpleasant

2005-05-19T03:01:45Z

Jason is over (Yes, The Same Jay). He is running about my house, wielding an airsoft gun. I feel like I'm back at Phil's. Good Times. Speaking of, I talked to Spyke and Nik today. Hopefully, I'll make my way out to Rochester sometime soon. I miss everyone, but mostly just Cassianadra Mathes. My birthday is coming up in a few months, so I won't be a minor any longer. That doesn't seem like a particularily huge accomplishment, as all of the things that a person is entitled to on his/her 18th birthday have been a part of my everyday life since age 14. I ran into some people at Big Boy, whom I've not seen in a long while. Mitch, Steven, and this guy I just met named Nate. I probably attended school with him as well, actually. Steven remembered riding the bus with me to Junior High. Weird. I am going to go hang out with Jay. Later. Much.
Elvie.

Fucking Grown Men Pissing The Bed... Err... Couch.

2005-05-04T16:37:52Z

Can you say 'bladder control issue'. Maybe his parents just didn't potty-train him, but... The serviceman from gardner-White just left. now, the house smells of urine and spray cleaner. Hopefully, they'll replace the cushions. Allow me to recap: The afterparty at Josh and Shannon's was sweet, and then the urination began. Mike passed out on the couch - Shannon's couch; her baby - I guess that he'd had something to drink. Okay, a lot to drink; beer, mostly. He pissed all the way THROUGH the couch to the floor, and didn't wake up. We tried to get him up, but he was rude and belligerent, so we let him sleep in his piss pool. All I have to say is that he'd better fucking reimburse Shan for the damage. The guy is in his fucking mid-twenties! You would think that, after having done this before -try every time he drinks - that he'd have slept on the floor, or in the trash can... or on the floor in a garbage bag, but no. Because of him, the cushions are destroyed, the sleeper mattress is ruined, and no one has anywhere to sit when we have company. Anywho, I get to go panty shopping today! W007! Those of you who know me personally, know that I detest shopping in any form, with the exception of beer runs. Underwear shopping is fun, though. I am so sure that you all care. I think that I'm going to go take a shower. Love Y'all.
Brytni Anh